Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Kissing Abraham Lincoln (2006)

Katherine LaNasa: Lydia

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Quotes 

• Lydia : Oh, Charlie, I almost forgot. I'm serving hors d'oeuvres for an open house tomorrow, so I'll need to borrow Berta for a couple of hours.

  Berta : Say what?

  Lydia : [to Berta]  I'm talking to Charlie.

  [to Charlie] 

  Lydia : You don't mind, do you?

  Charlie Harper : Mind? Well, uh...

  Berta : You want to borrow me? What am I, a carpet steamer?

  Lydia : I'm not saying I won't pay you. Plus, you can take home all the leftovers.

  Berta : Oh, gee! Why don't you just toss 'em in a big bowl and I'll eat 'em out in the yard!

  Lydia : Well, that's a little uncalled for. I thought I was doing you a favor.

  Berta : You wanna do me a favor? You take the money you were going to pay me, convert them into rolls of nickels, then bend over and -

  [Charlie cuts her off] 

• Lydia : You need to talk to your maid!

  Charlie Harper : Shh! Keep your voice down!

  Alan Harper : Yeah, we don't use the "M-Word" around here.

  Lydia : Why not?

  Alan Harper : Because it's disrespectful.

  Charlie Harper : And demeaning.

  Alan Harper : And *wildly* inaccurate.