The Mighty Boosh Live (2006 Video)
Noel Fielding: Vince Noir
Quotes
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Vince Noir : That's funny you should say that actually, because I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping.
Howard Moon : That was an art piece that I was doing.
Vince Noir : Really? Because you had a shirt and tie on but no pants or trousers.
Howard Moon : Yeah? Too much for you was it?
Vince Noir : It was too much. It was quite early in the morning. I was trying to eat a baguette.
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Howard Moon : Hmm. Check me out.
[spotlight singles out Howard]
Vince Noir : [Vince introduces Howard, whilst he does actions] Howard Moon, Jazz Maverick, Novelist, Cyclist, Rider of the Penny-Farthing, Stamp Collector, Age: 61
[Howard points down]
Vince Noir : 57? Special Features: The tiny eyes of a shrew! Howard Moon! Yeah! Check him out!
Howard Moon : Yeah.
[starts trying to eat air]
Vince Noir : What are you doing?
Howard Moon : Eating the applause.
Vince Noir : Haha! Who does that?
Howard Moon : Me! Nice and crunchy
Vince Noir : Hehe was it? Was it crunchy?
Howard Moon : Yeah. Get in the light.
[light shines on Vince]
Howard Moon : Vince Noir.
[long pause]
Howard Moon : Electro-poof!
[Vince puts his arms out, Howard starts eating Vince's applause]
Vince Noir : What are you doing? Huh? Never eat another man's applause!
Howard Moon : Urgh, that's very rich!
Howard Moon : It's a bit like fruitcake. I feel all bilious.
Vince Noir : Too rich for you.
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Russian Piemaker : Wooould you like a pie?
Russian Widow : ...No.
Russian Piemaker : But it is a gooood pie.
Russian Widow : Nevertheless. The last time you gave me pie... I cut into it... with my tiny pie-cutter. And lots of birds flew out, hitting me in the eyes and the temples. I was confused. It was a trick pie.
Russian Piemaker : Why don't you want my pie?
Russian Widow : Why do you bring me pies all the time? Pastry goods every day with you!
Russian Piemaker : I bring you pies, aah, to show you I love you!
Russian Widow : Why don't you just tell me you love me!
Russian Piemaker : Ahhhh!
Russian Widow : Ahhhh!
Russian Piemaker : Ahhhh!
Russian Widow : Ahhhh!