The Office (TV Series)

The Convict (2006)

Angela Kinsey: Angela Martin

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Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : Prison Mike, what's the very, very worst thing about prison?

  Angela Martin : [softly to Dwight]  Don't encourage him, Dwight.

  Michael Scott : [as Prison Mike]  The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!

  Karen Filippelli : Dementors, like in "Harry Potter"?

  Michael Scott : No, not "Harry Potter." There are no movies in prison.

• Michael Scott : Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet, somebody else who has been to prison.

  [puts on bandana] 

  Michael Scott : I'm Prison Mike. Do you know why they call me Prison Mike?

  Angela Martin : Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?

  Michael Scott : Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, biatch?