- Jake Harper: [startled when Rose sneaks up on him] Are you crazy?
- Rose: [nonchalantly] There are several different schools of thought on that.
- Charlie Harper: [showing Alan the secret money stash] You sure?
- Alan Harper: Oh! Where did you find that? I mean, what is that?
- Charlie Harper: About $5,000 in small bills.
- Alan Harper: Wow! Wow, that much!
- Charlie Harper: A little less, since I paid for the pizza. And tipped the guy a fifty.
- Alan Harper: You gave him a $50 tip?
- Charlie Harper: Yep. Now I'm gonna go light my cigar with a hundred.