House M.D. (TV Series)

Needle in a Haystack (2007)

Wendy Makkena: Dr. Julie Whitner

Quotes 

• Dr. Gregory House : [Seeing Dr. Whitner in her wheelchair]  Sweet ride. I asked for the one with a sissy bar and a banana seat, but Santa gave me this instead. Guess that's what I get for being naughty.

  Dr. Julie Whitner : You must be Dr. House.

  Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. So, looks like there's been some sort of mix-up at the parking office.

  Dr. Julie Whitner : They had to move me closer to the door.

  Dr. Gregory House : Had to? You don't look like the type to pull a weapon.

  Dr. Julie Whitner : Wheelchair.

  Dr. Gregory House : Cane. I think you should do the honorable thing, let me have my space back.

  Dr. Julie Whitner : Oh well, uh... since you asked so nicely, wheelchair.

  Dr. Gregory House : Cane! Walking long distances makes my leg hurt.

  Dr. Julie Whitner : And it's easy for me?

  Dr. Gregory House : Of course not. Pushing that little lever? The muscles must burn. I'm sure the last 10 yards are pure torture.

  Dr. Julie Whitner : Crossing the parking lot is dangerous. Cars can't see me.

  Dr. Gregory House : You ever hit a patch of black ice with a cane?

  Dr. Julie Whitner : No, gosh, on account of the fact that I can't walk. Maybe you should ask the parking office for some crampons.

  Dr. Gregory House : This is about who can most easily cross the parking lot. You're the winner.

  Dr. Julie Whitner : Oh, and the prize is apparently a parking space.