Family Guy (TV Series)
Padre de Familia (2007)
John Viener: TV Announcer, Michael McDonald, Uninjured Veteran #2, Superman, INS Employee, Noriega, Gregory Peck
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Oh, Peter, you look exhausted.
Peter Griffin : I am, Lois. Life as a Mexican immigrant is brutal. Even after seven jobs and joining Menudo, I only made 25 bucks.
Lois Griffin : Now, look, don't get upset, but I've been so worried about you that I asked someone for help.
Peter Griffin : Who?
Carter : Hello, fatass.
Peter Griffin : [defiantly] Lois, immigrants don't take handouts. They just take one DVD a month from the house they're cleaning until they have a respectable collection.
Lois Griffin : It's not a handout, it's a job. Daddy employs lots of immigrants, and he said you could work at the mansion.
Peter Griffin : Really? Well, thanks a lot, Mr. Pewterschmidt. I promise I won't let you down.
Carter : Well, they all do eventually. Except for Noriega. God bless him and his drug money. I wish he were here today.
Noriega : Hi, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
Carter : Oh, look who it is!
[chasing him around]
Carter : Come here so I can give you a hug. Come here so I can give you a hug.
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Peter Griffin : So, give me the good news. Did I pass?
INS Employee : I'm afraid it doesn't look good for you, Señor Griffin. So far, you've failed everything, including the "behaving like an American at the airport" test.
[cut to the airport, where Peter is dressed in a business suit, is on the phone, and carrying a tray of fast food]
Peter Griffin : No, it wasn't bad. Yeah, I'm on my way to the next plane now. Yeah, I got a middle seat, so I'm gonna see if I can switch. Ooh, a Sbarro. I'm gonna get a big, fat piece of pizza so I got something to stuff in my face while I'm reading USA Today.