- Dr. Luka Kovac: When Jasna and the kids died, I needed to make a change, and I decided to move here. Made my brother really angry. He said that I was a coward, and that I was running away. And it's only recently that I've come to know that he was wrong. I wasn't running away from anything. I was running to you. And I'll never let anything take this away.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Don't you know that there's a rule that if millions of kids believe in the same thing, it becomes real?
- Melia Simon: That's not a rule.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah. Every time you're generous, or thoughtful, or help someone who needs help, that's a little bit of Santa too.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Go ahead, you can gloat now. Tell me all about what a great manager you are. "I saved Jerry, I diagnosed D.I.D., yadda yadda."
- Dr. Archie Morris: Know what? I'm gonna go with humility this time. For real.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Humili-what?
- Dr. Tony Gates: If we have a problem man, just spit it out, 'cause I don't speak bitchy.
- Dr. Ray Barnett: Oh, you seem pretty fluent to me.
- [to Tony and Ray, who are arguing]
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Why don't you either slap each other silly, or kiss now and get it over with?
- Dr. Archie Morris: Hi, Lenore, I'm Dr. Morris. I would wish you a merry Christmas, but as an employee of the county, I am duty-bound to respect the separation of church and state.