Andy Barker, P.I. (TV Series)
Dial M for Laptop (2007)
Tony Hale: Simon
Quotes
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Andy Barker : Well, if they're coming tonight, let's be ready for 'em.
Wally : I'll be there for you, Andy. The enemy of my friend is my enemy, my friend.
Simon : Oh-hohoho a reverse stakeout! We'll probably be here all night.
[suddenly serious]
Simon : I don't want any cracks about my retainer.
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Lew Staziak : What in hell is that?
Simon : It's a stakeout, I got coffee.
Lew Staziak : Coffee?
[takes a cup]
Lew Staziak : I'm growing a set of jugs just looking at this thing.
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Andy Barker : Well why do we have to lie about who we are?
Simon : We need a backstory. Nobody's gonna tell an accountant and a video store manager where she is.
Loretta's Roomate : [opens door] Yeah?
Andy Barker : Hi, eh, we're looking for Loretta Crispin. We were hoping that -
Loretta's Roomate : She went to a bar downtown, the Brunswick House.
Andy Barker : Oh. Well that's all we want, thanks very much.
Simon : Hi. We're movie producers. We think she would be perfect on our upcoming film.
Loretta's Roomate : It's on Figaro or Western Hugh.
Andy Barker : Yeah, I know that intersection, thank you.
Simon : Well, it's an underwater action drama about a mutated lion that lives in the ocean and attacks shipping lanes. It's called Sea-Cat!
Loretta's Roomate : She's wearing a grey silk top, grey skirt, black pearl necklace and matching earings.
Andy Barker : Sounds like she'll be easy to find, thank you very much.
Simon : [laughs] I'll bet General Jackson could jog your memory...
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Simon : [quoting from the movie 'Death Blimp'] Somebody call the park ranger, they're gonna slam together.
[imitates a girly scream]