- Earl Hickey: Do you ever tell your brothers or sisters that you love them?
- Catalina: There's one I would say it to. Two who would say it to me, but I won't say it back. One who would interpret it sexually. And three I cannot locate since the flood.
- Millie Banks: [as Sister Millie] I was a real turd in a hot tub back then, but now I throw birthday parties for orphans.