Frisky Dingo (TV Series)
Kidnapped! (2006)
Kate Miller: Grace Ryan
Quotes
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Grace Ryan : This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News, dangling, helplessly, from high atop the Annihilatrix. My microphone now literally a lifeline, because if I fall, I will drop right into what appear to be superintelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.
Cameraman : ...Oh, God. Please fall.
Sinn : [narrating] Next time, on Frisky Dingo.
Killface : Oh, my God, she fell.
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[Xander and Stan are being held hostage atop the Annihilatrix.]
Grace Ryan : Baby! What are you doing up here?
Xander Crews : Casper the mumbly fuckin' Ghost kidnapped me!
Stan : Us! Double kidnapping.
Stan : Simon! You did this all by yourself?
Simon : [mumbles]
Killface : [hugging Simon] Come over her and hug Papa's neck!
Xander Crews : That's your son?
Stan : Huh, he is a he.
Killface : Oh, I'm so proud of you! We'll go split a half-pint of lager and watch Cinemax all night.
Xander Crews : Well, you can forget bein' an action figure!
Killface : Sorry, what?
Stan : Can we just forget the whole action-figure conceit? Please?
Killface : [pointing a gun at Xander's head] Xander Crews! I demand a ransom of Twelve Billion Dollars!
Xander Crews : Oh, terrific!
Xtacle : [two Xtacles land on the platform, point their guns at Killface, and knock his gun away] He's not paying you a dime, Killface!
Xander Crews : Yeah!
Xtacle : [a third Xtacle lands and points his gun at Xander's head] Cuz dead men don't pay ransom!
Xander Crews : No! Guys! Hey, woaw!
Hotel Waiter : [coming up the elevator to the platform] Not so fast, Xtacles!
Stan : Aw, come on!
Hotel Waiter : He's mine!
Xander Crews : What the...?
Grace Ryan : Oh my God...
Killface : Going to freak out now...