Frisky Dingo (TV Series)

Kidnapped! (2006)

Stuart Culpepper: Stan

Quotes 

• [Xander and Stan are being held hostage atop the Annihilatrix.] 

  Grace Ryan : Baby! What are you doing up here?

  Xander Crews : Casper the mumbly fuckin' Ghost kidnapped me!

  Stan : Us! Double kidnapping.

  Stan : Simon! You did this all by yourself?

  Simon : [mumbles] 

  Killface : [hugging Simon]  Come over her and hug Papa's neck!

  Xander Crews : That's your son?

  Stan : Huh, he is a he.

  Killface : Oh, I'm so proud of you! We'll go split a half-pint of lager and watch Cinemax all night.

  Xander Crews : Well, you can forget bein' an action figure!

  Killface : Sorry, what?

  Stan : Can we just forget the whole action-figure conceit? Please?

  Killface : [pointing a gun at Xander's head]  Xander Crews! I demand a ransom of Twelve Billion Dollars!

  Xander Crews : Oh, terrific!

  Xtacle : [two Xtacles land on the platform, point their guns at Killface, and knock his gun away]  He's not paying you a dime, Killface!

  Xander Crews : Yeah!

  Xtacle : [a third Xtacle lands and points his gun at Xander's head]  Cuz dead men don't pay ransom!

  Xander Crews : No! Guys! Hey, woaw!

  Hotel Waiter : [coming up the elevator to the platform]  Not so fast, Xtacles!

  Stan : Aw, come on!

  Hotel Waiter : He's mine!

  Xander Crews : What the...?

  Grace Ryan : Oh my God...

  Killface : Going to freak out now...