How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Single Stamina (2006)

Wayne Brady: James

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Quotes 

• Barney : I do not support this!

  James : What? Gay marriage?

  Barney : No, Marriage!

• Barney : Who do you like best? Guy in tight black tee? Tight black guy? Guy who looks like Mr. T?

  James : Yes, yes, and call me after I've had two drinks.

• Lily : Then there was the time they scored the brother-sister combo.

  Barney : It was everything we ever dreamed of while watching Donny and Marie. She was a little bit country...

  James : ...he was a little bit way into black guys.

• James : Gimme five! Oh, "Gimme five" is back. I put it on my blog.

  Barney : Gimme five's back!

• Barney , James : [Pointing at each other]  Haaave you met my brother?

• Lily : James, how have you been?

  James : Awesome, as per "yoozh." I just went skinny-skydiving. Legendary. And my laser tag team, just made it to regional finals."Legendarier." And by now you've noticed the suit. go 'head, touch it. Handcrafted by Pietro Dellacamera, Milan's famous 101-year-old tailor who upon completing the very last stitch in this suit dropped dead, which is ironic because that is how gorgeous I look in it. C'mon. Gimme five!

• James : Guys! You are young, attractive people here in the greatest city on Earth! There are boys and girls in Nobody Cares, Wyoming wishing they could be here. But instead, they are in someone's basement drinking bad malt liquor debating whether they're gonna spend the rest of their Saturday night in the parking lot of the feed store or in some other dude's basement. You owe it to them to rise up and shimmy your lazy asses into something hot. And you go out there and YOU LIVE THE DREAM! Can I get a hell yeah?

• Marshall Eriksen : Last time James was in town, Barney got slapped once, lucky twice, and... whose penthouse hot tub did you end up in?

  James : Ah, public figure, confidentiality agreement. But I will say this: way more back hair than any guy who can afford laser hair removal should have.

• Barney : [Discovers James texting in the club]  Let me see your phone.

  James : Why?

  Barney : I just want to see your phone. Let me see your phone.

  [Tries to grab it] 

  James : No, it's just a phone. It's just a phone! And it's got Internet access, and it's got a camera on it, and you can surf the Web and do the whole thing. It's so amazing how far technology has come. What kind of phone do you have?

  Barney : I got...

  [Gets the phone, the background is a photo of James and another guy] 

  Barney : Who is this? And the answer better be: "I don't remember his name."

  James : That is Tom. And he's my fiancé.