How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Single Stamina (2006)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Barney : I do not support this!

  James : What? Gay marriage?

  Barney : No, Marriage!

• Older Ted : It got so bad Barney even tried being his own wing man.

  Barney : [to woman in bar]  Hi. Have you met me?

• Barney : Who do you like best? Guy in tight black tee? Tight black guy? Guy who looks like Mr. T?

  James : Yes, yes, and call me after I've had two drinks.

• Lily : Then there was the time they scored the brother-sister combo.

  Barney : It was everything we ever dreamed of while watching Donny and Marie. She was a little bit country...

  James : ...he was a little bit way into black guys.

• Barney : OK, here's my thing - if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. That's how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like... now everyone gets manicures.

  Ted : Yeah... I don't get manicures.

  Barney : OK, then, like, how... like getting your chest waxed.

  Lily : [gasping]  Oh! You get your chest waxed?

  Barney : [annoyed]  You know what I mean!

  [back on topic] 

  Barney : Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out.

  [in despair] 

  Barney : Think of how the American family will be strengthened!

• James : Gimme five! Oh, "Gimme five" is back. I put it on my blog.

  Barney : Gimme five's back!

• Barney : It used to be the two of us being awesome, while you guys went two by two into your ark of sexless boredom.

• Barney , James : [Pointing at each other]  Haaave you met my brother?

• Older Ted : In the winter of 2006, Marshall, Lily, Robin and I were all deep in couple hibernation mode. Sadly, this left Uncle Barney out in the cold.

  Barney : [Entering the apartment]  Okay. All-night rave, abandoned tire factory in Newark. We're on the list. Who's in?

  Ted : Nope.

  Robin Scherbatsky : No.

  Barney : [Another time]  Private jet. Teeterboro Airport, skinny-skydiving. Who's in?

  Ted : Nope.

  Lily , Robin Scherbatsky , Marshall Eriksen : No, thanks.

  Barney : [And again]  One beer. Bar, downstairs, 15 second walk. Who's in?

  Marshall Eriksen : Shh... Lily went sleepy-bye.

• Barney : [Discovers James texting in the club]  Let me see your phone.

  James : Why?

  Barney : I just want to see your phone. Let me see your phone.

  [Tries to grab it] 

  James : No, it's just a phone. It's just a phone! And it's got Internet access, and it's got a camera on it, and you can surf the Web and do the whole thing. It's so amazing how far technology has come. What kind of phone do you have?

  Barney : I got...

  [Gets the phone, the background is a photo of James and another guy] 

  Barney : Who is this? And the answer better be: "I don't remember his name."

  James : That is Tom. And he's my fiancé.