One would think that Adam & Eve had a "can't miss" situation with the label's all-time superstar Carmen Luvana cast in a porno about stewardesses, but the journeyman pornographer known as "Andre Madness" muffs the opportunity.
This below-par time-killer makes no hay from its premise, with the sex scenes staged on a series of sets that look like lounges, not the interior of airplanes. They don't even suggest a lounge at an airport.
Title refers to a little-known term (undoubtedly made up by scripters Madness and Wayne Hentai (there's a real name for you, oh Japanese fans) about flight attendants having sex with passengers. Not exactly as thrilling as the legendary joining the Mile High Club.
Aforementioned screenwriters commit a cardinal sin of devoting many a page of turgid dialog to a pair of airport nincompoops whose job seems to be to make loudspeaker announcements. Played by Steve Austin and his straight man Slick Rhodes in NonSex roles they create instant and sustained boredom. Bloopers show Austin repeatedly fumbling over his endless lines, as if anybody cared if he got them right.
The sex footage is little better, just Carmen doing what comes naturally and a weak supporting cast filling in the blanks to last nearly 2 hours. Opening is set pointlessly in Cleveland, Ohio, probably just to get my goat since that is my oft-ridiculed home town.
This below-par time-killer makes no hay from its premise, with the sex scenes staged on a series of sets that look like lounges, not the interior of airplanes. They don't even suggest a lounge at an airport.
Title refers to a little-known term (undoubtedly made up by scripters Madness and Wayne Hentai (there's a real name for you, oh Japanese fans) about flight attendants having sex with passengers. Not exactly as thrilling as the legendary joining the Mile High Club.
Aforementioned screenwriters commit a cardinal sin of devoting many a page of turgid dialog to a pair of airport nincompoops whose job seems to be to make loudspeaker announcements. Played by Steve Austin and his straight man Slick Rhodes in NonSex roles they create instant and sustained boredom. Bloopers show Austin repeatedly fumbling over his endless lines, as if anybody cared if he got them right.
The sex footage is little better, just Carmen doing what comes naturally and a weak supporting cast filling in the blanks to last nearly 2 hours. Opening is set pointlessly in Cleveland, Ohio, probably just to get my goat since that is my oft-ridiculed home town.