Family Guy (TV Series)
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007)
Keir Gilchrist: Kyle
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Quotes
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Chris Griffin : Hi, Mr. Herbert. Here's your paper.
John Herbert : Oh, uh, sorry, Chris, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cancel my subscription.
Chris Griffin : Cancel? But you love this paper.
John Herbert : Listen, I think you're a real nice guy, but I've just decided to go with another paper.
[another paperboy rides up]
John Herbert : Hello, there, Kyle. You look nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze.
Kyle : Here's your paper.
[to Chris]
Kyle : What are you doing here? Beat it, nerd.
John Herbert : Thank you. Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?
Kyle : Shut up, old man.
John Herbert : [watching him ride away] Mmm. What's going on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.
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Peter Griffin : Hey, there. Kyle? Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father.
Kyle : [mocking tone of voice] "Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father."
Peter Griffin : Now, that's not very nice. I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I-I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
Kyle : [still mocking] "What you did the other day was wrong."
Peter Griffin : You're not making this easy, Kyle.
Kyle : "You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin. I'm a big, fat, dumb butt-face."
Peter Griffin : Shut up, Kyle.
Kyle : "I'm Peter Griffin. I'm a dorky, fat numbnuts."
Peter Griffin : Kyle, I said shut up.
Kyle : You're a poop-nose.
[Peter proceeds to beat him up; sneaking out of the house, he returns home and sits down on the couch next to Brian]
Brian Griffin : Hey, Peter.
Peter Griffin : Hey, what's going on?
Brian Griffin : Is something wrong?
Peter Griffin : [nervously calm] No, no, no, no, no, no, e-everything's... everything's cool right now. Might be some problems later, but, uh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Lois Griffin : [answering the ringing phone] Hello? Peter did what?
Peter Griffin : Well, I'd best be getting to work.
Brian Griffin : It's nighttime.
Peter Griffin : Boy, you said it. All right, take it easy.