The Office (TV Series)

Branch Closing (2006)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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Quotes 

• Jim Halpert : So, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.

  Dwight Schrute : [reading fax]  Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.

  [sees Stanley about to drink the coffee and sprints across the office, knocking the cup out of Stanley's hand] 

  Dwight Schrute : No!

  [after knocking the cup to the floor] 

  Dwight Schrute : You'll thank me later.

• Dwight Schrute : When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is "Something Weird is Going On: What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story." By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute.

• Dwight Schrute : What were your favorite moments?

  Michael Scott : Uh... All of them. I loved them all. Every single one of them.

  Dwight Schrute : What about when Jan said the branch was closing?

  Michael Scott : God, Dwight.

• Michael Scott : How did we do it?

  Dwight Schrute : I don't know. I have no idea.

• Dwight Schrute : Stamford is closed! Michael, we're not closed. Stamford is closed! Stamford is closed!

  Michael Scott : We did it?

  Dwight Schrute : We did it!

  Michael Scott : We did it!