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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You know how I feel about apologies.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : It's a sign of weakness.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not among friends. I'm sorry, Ducky. I should've told you about Shannon and Kelly.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I should have told you something months ago. Welcome home, Jethro.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : And the moral of course is...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's never a good idea to get married.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : No, it's best not to judge someone until all the facts are in.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I like mine better.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : He was stabbed repeatedly and fatally.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : With *what*? A safety pin?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : As I explained, the shrinkage of the flesh is deceptive. Most likely it was an icepick or philips head screwdriver.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Somebody killed your serial killer, Fornell.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : On a Marine base! Which means it is still *our* jurisdiction!
[She tears up the order to transfer the case to the FBI]
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[at the crime scene]
Miles Larson : We've pulled rats, cats, and birds out of chimneys before, Agent Gibbs. Hell, one time even a St. Bernard! But this is my first mummy. Reminds me of that urban legend.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Which one's that?
Miles Larson : Guy dresses up like Santa - you know, for Christmas Eve - to surprise his girlfriend. But he never shows. She's convinced that the bastard dumped her, bad-mouths him all over town...
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Until they find the poor soul's body months later, still clutching the little box with her shiny new engagement ring.