NCIS (TV Series)
Once a Hero (2006)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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[a banquet hall has become a crime scene]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Stop eating the evidence.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [while at a banquet to protect Director Shepard, Tony tries to sneak some food and Ziva slaps his hand away] Ow!
Officer Ziva David : We're not here to eat. We're here to protect the Director.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ziva, this is probably the most secure building in the whole country right now. CIA, DSS, ATF, FBI - the whole alphabet's here. Not to mention state troopers, metro cops and NCIS' finest - me.
[Ziva gives him a look]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And you.
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Officer Ziva David : [when Tony's eating a huge, greasy hamburger] You're disgusting. How can you eat that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You see, Ziva, the human body is a finely tuned engine - none more finely tuned than mine. Even the best engine needs oil.
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Officer Ziva David : Two cellphones, huh?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Uh, one for each ear.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : How does a homeless guy staying illegally in a hotel order room service?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [exhausted, half-asleep] This wouldn't be a trick question, would it, Probie?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He calls room service.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [mimes picking up a telephone with his stapler] "Room Service? Hi, this is the homeless guy staying illegally in Room 607... that's correct, the room shut down for maintenance. I'd like to order some breakfast."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Definitely a trick question.