- Detective Nina Cassady: You blew a .13. You've been placed under arrest for DWI.
- Mitch Carroll: Screw you, sugar tits! I have powerful friends who will crucify you and your people for even putting your hands on me! Can you hear that, behind the mirror?
- Mitch Carroll: What is this? I mean, why don't you people believe me? I told you, I don't remember a thing about last night, damn it.
- Detective Nina Cassady: [to Mitch Carroll] Are you just saying that because you don't want to talk to a Jew cop?
- Mitch Carroll: What?
- Detective Nina Cassady: Detective Sugar Tits? Jews control the world? Any of that ring a bell?
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: [watching a suspect rant] Does he know he has a right to remain silent?
- Detective Ed Green: I Mirandized him myself.
- Mitch Carroll: Jews are always playing the victim, but all this time I'm the one who's been victimized.
- Nurse Esposito: [to Green] Would you tell him to shut up?
- Detective Ed Green: Mr. Carroll, shut up please.
- Justine Bailey: [to McCoy about John Carroll] You're going to try this kid as an adult? He's barely hit puberty.
- Jack McCoy: He wasn't caught vandalizing the JCC, Justine.
- Justine Bailey: He didn't become an anti-Semite watching Sesame Street and playing Little League.
- Detective Ed Green: [to Mitch Carroll as he's being arrested] You have the right to remain silent.
- Detective Nina Cassady: You might want to try it this time.
- Mitch Carroll: You're working for leeches, detective! They suck the money out of this town, and they send it to Israel, so they can make bombs, and matzoh!