How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Slap Bet (2006)

Candace Kroslak: Girl #1

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : Wha... I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?

  Barney : Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.

  Marshall : The "Ohhh..." moment?

  Barney : Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker.

  [Flashback to Barney with different girls] 

  Girl #1 : It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.

  Barney : Ohhhh...

  Girl #2 : I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!

  Barney : Ohhhh...

  Girl #3 : I just turned 30.

  Barney : Ohhhhhh...

  Barney : [Back to present]  So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible

  Ted Mosby : Hmm... I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh..." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative?

  [Flash to Robin and Ted at the altar] 

  Reverend Rob : I now pronounce you man and wife.

  Ted Mosby : I love you.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I used to be a dude.

  Ted Mosby : Ohhhhhh...