Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)

Nevada Day: Part 2 (2006)

Matthew Perry: Matt Albie

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• Matt Albie : Let me ask you something: How is my marriage, your marriage, or anyone else's marriage even marginally affected by the gay couple two doors down also getting married? And if it is, how does that become their problem?

• Harriet Hayes : You honestly think I'm a homophobe?

  Matt Albie : Yes, yes I do. And you know why? 'cause you are.

  Harriet Hayes : I said the bible says -

  Matt Albie : [sarcastically]  Yeah, yeah.

  Harriet Hayes : Don't "yeah, yeah" me! And it seems to me that every Democrat on a ballot answers the same question by talking about civil unions and leaving it up to the states and not wanting to - ...

  Matt Albie : I don't need any reminding that my party is full to brimming with panderers and mediocrity.

  Harriet Hayes : What's wrong with civil unions? And why shouldn't we -

  Matt Albie : 'Cause there's no way to get to the end of that sentence without saying that homosexual love is something less than heterosexual love and watching you trip all over it makes me want to hit you on the head with Liberace.

• Matt Albie : I'm Homophobic in the way that makes sense.

• Matt Albie : You're gonna come back here, right? People are asking me questions as if I know what I'm doing.

  Danny Tripp : I know the feeling.