Scrubs (TV Series)
His Story IV (2007)
Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso
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Quotes
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J.D. : Hey, Dr. Kelso.
[gives him a pat on the back]
Dr. Kelso : [thinking] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard. If he were gay, he'd be perfect for my son. Harrison has been looking for a new power bottom. All my little worker bees, buzzing about... buzzzz... buzzz... I love making that sound... buzzz. Dr. Reid. Ever since she quit the hospital for private practice, you pretended she's invisible. So don't break stride.
[walks straight past Elliot, bumping her on the shoulder deliberately and making all her files scatter across the floor]
Dr. Kelso : KERBLAMO!
Elliot : HEY!
Dr. Kelso : Skiddle-ee-dee, skiddle-ee-doo.
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J.D. : [thinking about Dr. Kelso] I always wondered what he did in his office all day.
[flash to fantasy of Kelso in his office with Ted]
Dr. Kelso : Human Magic 8-Ball, tell me if I should play golf this weekend?
[He shakes Ted's head like a Magic 8-ball]
Ted Buckland : I am a lawyer!
Dr. Kelso : I said, should I play golf?
[Kelso shakes Ted's head again]
Ted Buckland : Ask again later!... Why would I say that?
[Kelso shakes his head again]
Ted Buckland : [flash back to J.D]
J.D. : [thinking] My daydreams are crazy!
Ted Buckland : Oh, dizzy!
[he collapses against a rack of medical supplies, knocking it over]
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Dr. Kelso : Listen up, faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males "Daves" and all the females "Debbies".
Debbie : Debbie is actually my name.
Dr. Kelso : Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor. Daves, Debbies, Slagathor: I will be in my office. If you need anything, feel free to bother Dorian.