Scrubs (TV Series)

His Story IV (2007)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• J.D. : Hey, Dr. Kelso.

  [gives him a pat on the back] 

  Dr. Kelso : [thinking]  I actually don't mind that goofy bastard. If he were gay, he'd be perfect for my son. Harrison has been looking for a new power bottom. All my little worker bees, buzzing about... buzzzz... buzzz... I love making that sound... buzzz. Dr. Reid. Ever since she quit the hospital for private practice, you pretended she's invisible. So don't break stride.

  [walks straight past Elliot, bumping her on the shoulder deliberately and making all her files scatter across the floor] 

  Dr. Kelso : KERBLAMO!

  Elliot : HEY!

  Dr. Kelso : Skiddle-ee-dee, skiddle-ee-doo.

• Keith : President Reagan should be on the one dollar bill!

  Elliot : Oh God, that's hot!

  [they start making out] 

  Elliot : What do you think about Hillary?

  Keith : I hate that bitch.

  Elliot : Oh!

  [they continue making out] 

• Elliot : Oh, you liberals are right, and every American agrees with you, that's why John Kerry and Al Gore both won in landslides!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh, my God!... Elliot, you're one of them, aren't you?

  [everyone in the cafeteria stands still, looking at Elliot] 

  Elliot : You know what? I don't need to be ashamed of this any more...

  [stands up] 

  Elliot : Yes, I'm a Republican!

  Nurse : Me too!

  Dr. Mickhead : Me too!

  Keith : Elliot! Me too!