South Park (TV Series) Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (2006) User Reviews

Some people are missing the point

[madisonspringer-12638 · 10/10 · 24 October 2021]

Some people talked about Cartman's role in the episode, which I agree was funny, but they missed the point. The point of the episode was to point out society's double standards on female pedophiles. South Park tackled the issue with humor and the episode was overall enjoyable to watch.

This episode is an absolute classic

[speedy316_uk · 10/10 · 9 September 2007]

Damn this episode is funny, Cartman is just hilarious in his role of authorita! I was in stitches when the kid confronted him about his methods of monitoring the halls and Cartman just responded by kicking the kid in the face! And then he smacked butters head into the toilet stall and took him to the principal despite the fact his hall pass was sitting in plain sight! And the way he tells all his victims to go with Christ! The fact the kindergarten teacher is having sex with Ike (who is about 4 years old) is pretty disgusting but that is just South Park at its best! A must watch episode for anybody and everybody Cartman is just too funny, because he is the Dawg!

Amazing episode! Says a lot about American Society!

[faincut · 9/10 · 20 October 2006]

Ike (believe it or not) is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. His brother, Kyle, tries to stop her from influencing his little brother, using Cartmen who just been promoted to be the Hall Monitor. I enjoyed this episode so much, it makes fun of all the crazy sexual abuse and pedophile incidents in the US. I believe it is based on the "Mary Kay Letourneau" incident (Look up in Wikipedia). If there is a better way to deal with such a heavy subject is with extreme humor. Some for sure will be uncomfortable of this "in your face humor" - but this extreme sarcasm reflects what happens out in the real world.

Nice

[RainDogJr · 22 December 2008]

This is a really great one, the "Dawg" stuff with Cartman is funny enough to can say that Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy is a must-see episode just to watch Cartman as the "Dawg". But certainly the entire episode is remarkable; here there's a shocking and unbelievable case of a teacher who is having a sexual relationship with a student. The great thing is that this case is shocking and unbelievable for everybody but not because of the same reason, the case is certainly shocking and unbelievable because it involves a teacher and a kindergarten student! (Ms. Stephenson and Kyle's brother Ike) but for Cartman the case is shocking and unbelievable simply because the teacher and the student were in the hallway without the student's hall pass! And for most of the men (certainly including the police officers) the case is shocking and unbelievable because it is seen as a crime since the teacher is a woman and not precisely an ugly woman but a really hot woman! This is really great and hilarious stuff ("Damn it! Where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?") and like once Bart Simpson became hall monitor here Cartman has that responsibility, Cartman with authoritah! He is the dawg the big bad dawg and eventually the only one who will help Kyle in order to get the lover of his brother but certainly not because Cartman understand that is a crime or because he is suddenly nice to Kyle but simply because they were in Cartman's hallway without Ike's hall pass! And also Cartman was the only one who knew when the Mel Gibson defense was used! Great episode! Hilarious to see Ike and Ms. Stephenson in the bed but more hilarious to hear Ms. Stephenson saying this: "when we make love he can give it to me hard or soft and gently"!

Something from Trey and Matt's mini commentary: Cartman as Dog the Bounty Hunter was actually part of the previous episode Mystery of the Urinal Deuce but they didn't feel it was working in that show. Also in the commentary for Die Hippie, Die (recorded right after Season 10 was finished) Trey says that they had Cartman as Dog the Bounty Hunter in that episode but not enough people really knew who Dog the Bounty Hunter was yet.

I don't know what this other clown is saying but this episode is in my top 5 favorite.

[msmahaj · 10/10 · 6 August 2020]

This episode is just as golden as the season itself. Is spoofs off of Repossession docuseries' and also pokes fun at something people dont have the nads to talk about. Its everything you want out of a South Park episode.

"He's a little young, dontcha think?!"

[nickthelick · 9/10 · 1 February 2019]

I'm not gonna write much at all here apart from: The way Ike says "Ike made a No-no!" right after he and his teacher have had sex... =oD And the way he pops up out of the bath they're sharing, wearing a snorkle! Brilliant! Well, I liked it a lot! =oD

And Cartman as Dawg? Excellent! Not much else to say but... Excellent! Now, go with Christ... =oP

he is the dog, the big baad dog!

[HardLight · 9/10 · 2 November 2013]

I loved this episode, like so much of earlier South Park, it hit with social commentary and satire so well that the subject matter could be seen as a joke. Everything about this episode is well done, from the actions of all the men in South Park on Ike and Ms. Stevenson getting it on to the parody of Dog the Bounty Hunter, I love this episode. As most who were around at the time, this episode was a satire of the then TV show Dog the Bounty Hunter and his arrest in Mexico for apprehending a suspect there(Bounty Hunters aren't allowed to operate in Mexico apparently) at the same time the cases of Teacher/Student relationships involving women and their young students. I won't give this a full 10 simply because of a couple of lowbrow jokes like the dumb possé that Cartman brings in near the end or the revolving door alcoholism centre, I know 'they're not getting the help they need, ha ha ha...' but there's far more to love about this episode(BETH!) to watch. And, is it only me, or did the terrified and shocked "Ike?!" from Ms. Stevenson get you roflling, please say it did.

Good episode

[gangstahippie · 8/10 · 22 September 2008]

Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy is an episode about teacher-student sexual relationships.Ike and his teacher Miss Stevens are having sex.Kyle finds out about this and makes the cops do something about it, but the cops just think that Ike is a lucky kid who is having sex with his hot teacher.Meanwhile, Cartman becomes hall monitor and then acts like Dog The Bounty Hunter(he even gets his own posse).Miss Stevens runs off with Ike, and now Kyle, Cartman and Cartman's posse must try to find and stop them.This is an interesting episode, it is like an average episode of South Park, not excellent and not very bad.

8/10

Not sure if social commentary or just lazy humor

[backup-50362 · 6/10 · 20 October 2017]

If this episode was meant to show the world the double-standards of female vs male pedophiles then it did a good job, those issues are still here today and female pedophiles still often go unpunished almost all the time as compared to male ones.

If however this was yet another lazy episode referencing a bunch of things with no point other than tame jokes - it's not the best one.

And I'd assume it's the latter, since South Park has always been doing this, and while everyone likes to pretend they see deeper meanings in episodes, there are none.