30 Rock (TV Series)

Tracy Does Conan (2006)

Judah Friedlander: Frank Rossitano

Quotes 

• Tracy Jordan : I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.

  Toufer : Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we'll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy.

  Pete : Maybe something about you and your wife.

  Tracy Jordan : Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I'll put on a ski mask...

  Frank Rossitano : Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.

  Tracy Jordan : I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who's still got the biggest ding-dong.

  Pete : No.

  Tracy Jordan : Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.

  Pete : What was that?

  Tracy Jordan : I was pooping in the ladies' room at The Ivy...

  Pete : No.