30 Rock (TV Series)

Tracy Does Conan (2006)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Liz Lemon : Why are you wearing a tux?

  Jack : It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

• Liz Lemon : Why did you bump Jenna from Conan?

  Jack : Because if I have a choice between an international movie star and a woman who does commercials for ShopRite...

  Liz Lemon : No, no, no. Jenna doesn't do those commercials anymore. She got fired.

• Jack : Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show.

  Conan O'Brien : I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.

  Jack : Well, Tracy's feeling a lot better now. He's under a doctor's care.

  Conan O'Brien : That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break.

  Jack : Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

  Conan O'Brien : What's the hard way?

  Jack : You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won.

  Conan O'Brien : Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you black Irish bastard.

  Jack : Back at you, red.