The Office (TV Series)

Initiation (2006)

B.J. Novak: Ryan Howard

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• Dwight Schrute : And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.

  Ryan Howard : I don't think you know what you're saying.

• Dwight Schrute : [after Ryan gulps down a beer]  Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere.

  Ryan Howard : [Stares into the camera]  I think about that all the time.

• Dwight Schrute : Brain teaser: I have two coins, totaling 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they?

  Ryan Howard : A dime and a nickel.

  Dwight Schrute : No. I said one of them is not a nickel.

  Ryan Howard : But the other one is. I've heard that before.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, "There's no way I can operate on this boy, because he's my..."

  Ryan Howard : [cuts him off]  "Because he's my son." The doctor is the boy's mother.

  Dwight Schrute : A man is found hanging from the ceiling...

  Ryan Howard : [cuts him off]  He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself and the ice melted.

  Dwight Schrute : A hunter...

  Ryan Howard : [cuts him off]  It's a polar bear, because you're at the North Pole.

  Dwight Schrute : Damn it!