How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Brunch (2006)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Robin Scherbatsky : I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, and everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision... which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.

• Narrator : Kids, you know that photo in the den? It was taken back in 2006 when grandma and grandpa came to visit me, and we all went out to brunch. We all look pretty happy right? Wrong.

  Lily Aldrin : [Cut to brunch]  I wish your face would melt off.

  Marshall Eriksen : I wish your eyeballs would explode.

  Lily Aldrin : I hate you.

  Marshall Eriksen : I hate you more.

  Ted : [Cut to Ted and Barney's area of the table]  I'm gonna kill him

  Barney Stinson : I can't say I blame you.

  Ted : No, I'm *seriously* gonna kill him.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Now to Robin and Ted' mom]  I don't care how unpleasant it is, you have to talk to him!

  Virginia Mosby : Not now!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, if you won't, I will

  [Tries to stand up and accidentally knocks a tray out a a waitress' hand] 

  Narrator : Okay, for any of this to make sense, you gotta understand there are three parts to this story...

• Ted : One last thing about my mom. She grills every single one of my girlfriends about when we're gonna get married and have kids.

  Robin Scherbatsky : But this is the first time she's meeting me.

  Ted : Doesn't matter. And you'll know it's coming when she mentions my cousin Stacy: six kids in five years. The woman's basically a ride at a water park.

  Robin Scherbatsky : But I don't want to get married and have kids. What am I supposed to say?

  Ted : You know what? You're an adult with perfectly valid opinions. You shouldn't have to apologize for them.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I'm gonna lie.

  Ted : I would.