- [Edd finds May sobbing in a janitor's closet]
- Edd: May?
- May Kanker: Big Ed hates me!
- [the school bell rings]
- Edd: Um... I'm sure it's nothing like that! Ed's just being shy. Oh, dear. Um, don't you think we should be getting to class?
- [May continues crying]
- May Kanker: I've got no valentine for Valentine's Day!
- [Edd turns away and scribbles on a card and presents it to her. The card has a picture of Charles Darwin on it and Nazz's name is crossed out]
- Edd: I really must get to class. Happy Valentine's Day, May.