Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (2006)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : [Evelyn comes in with her lips grotesquely swollen] What happened to your mouth?
Evelyn Harper : I just had a little procedure.
Alan Harper : [astonished] What kind of procedure?
Charlie Harper : They sucked some fat out of her ass and shot it into her lips.
Alan Harper : What did they do? Use the *whole* ass?
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Berta : [to Evelyn] Good Lord! What'd you do? Fellate a beehive?
Charlie Harper : Fellate?
Berta : I read! I can conjugate!
Berta : [to Evelyn] Man, the last time I seen a mouth like that, it was trying to eat Jacques Cousteau!