NCIS (TV Series)
Dead and Unburied (2006)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee and I watched the sunrise together. It was very Brokeback Mountain.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : He had me at "Howdy."
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Jody Carvell : ...and I can only think of one explanation: it was the hand of God!
Officer Ziva David : Hmm... can Gibbs arrest God?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know. That's sort of like The Thing trying to bring in The Hulk.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [after seeing a body's decomposing genitalia] Ducky, is there any way to psychologically "unsee" something?
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [Ducky is examining a decomposing corpse dumped in a living room] I'll have to research the predatory, manipulative, grandiose nature of this behavior, but my first impression is that we're dealing with a complete loon.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That Master's in Psych is starting to pay off, Ducky.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [watching Gibbs in interrogation] She's telling the truth.
Officer Ziva David : Where are you going?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : To tell Gibbs.
[leaves Observation]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What do you think?
Officer Ziva David : Glad the glass is bulletproof.
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Bob Whitehead : That's about how it looked three months ago. The living room floor was the last thing we closed up. We ran the AC ducts under this section. The damn inspector was weeks late.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You have security at night here, Bob?
Bob Whitehead : Not on a job this size. We use standard fiberglass insulation, CDX subfloor.
[CDX - type of plywood, C & D refers to plywood grading, X refers to glue]
Bob Whitehead : You see something?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, yeah, your joist, 24 inches on center. I would have built them on 16.
Bob Whitehead : Then you wouldn't make a profit.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That joist there look discolored to you?
Bob Whitehead : Could be mold.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Mold spreads from the bottom up.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Amido Black, On it, boss.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Kind of reminds me of Pacific Heights.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't tell me. A movie?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, interesting plot. Yuppie couple buys their dream house then the tenant from hell tries to destroy it. Michael Keaton's best work. Looks like organic material. Would a two by six match Finn's head injury?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ducky thinks the blunt object hit his temple.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or maybe his temple hit a blunt object. Which would have landed him nose-first in this insulation.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Get a sample of this wood back to Abby.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : One black mesh t-shirt. Do women really like these?
Officer Ziva David : Depends on who's wearing it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So if I'm...
Officer Ziva David : No!