- Intervention woman: Listen, the first step is to admit that you have a problem.
- Deb Scott: Oh, shove it up your ass, I know I'm an addict. Spend a week with these people - you will be too.
- [Lucas walks into the kitchen, where Karen and Whitey already has taken seats]
- Lucas Scott: If you're having an intervention, you can have my heart pills.
- Haley James Scott: Nathan bought a motorcycle.
- Brooke Davis: Well, Rachel...
- [whispering]
- Brooke Davis: thinks I should have an abortion.
- Haley James Scott: OK. Yours is worse.
- Deb Scott: You invited Dan to my intervention?
- Intervention woman: Everyone important in your live must be here, united against your addiction.
- Deb Scott: So you got four people, including my sociopath ex-husband, well yeah... I have a problem, alright.
- Brooke Davis: Shelley, I hate to break it to you but you're either a virgin or you're not, and a pledge does not a broken hymen mend. Sorry.
- Lucas Scott: [discussing Brooke's alleged pregnancy] Brook, this is my decision too.
- Brooke Davis: Really? As though you're the only guy I've ever slept with.
- Brooke Davis: Okay, Shelley, I understand that in your world everything is black and white but real life is just a little more complicated.
- Shelley Simon: Complicated as in you-don't-want-to-get-too-fat-to-fit-into-your-prom-dress?