My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Jump for Joy (2006)

Jaime Pressly: Joy Turner

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Quotes 

• Joy : [to Catalina over the prison visitors' phone]  I'm made in America, not a maid in America.

• Catalina : [picks up phone]  Nice jumpsuit.

  Joy : Ain't you sweet. Now Earl tells me that for some crazy reason, you think we're not friends!

  Catalina : The first time you saw me you called me a whore.

  Joy : No, you just misunderstood what I said. Which is understandable, I mean because you're Mexican.

  Catalina : I'm not Mexican.

  Joy : Whatever, you speak Mexican.

  Catalina : I speak Spanish.

  Earl : Well you both speak friendly, so let's just go with that.

  Catalina : Look, I'm not stupid. I know you hate me. And I know why you hate me. It's because I'm hot.

  Joy : Excuse me?

  Earl : [rubs eye]  Damn it, there goes the eye again.

  Catalina : You're jealous of my hotness. Admit it, and I'll consider using my incredible body to free you from prison. But not the prison of your fat body, for that you have a life sentence.

  Joy : I'm jealous? Sweetheart, I'm about ten times hotter than you. You're a man compared to me.

  Catalina : Really? 'Cause the line on my stomach is from my muscles and not a C-Section scar.

  Joy : That is NOT a C-Section scar! That's from when my prom date stabbed me! I had both my babies naturally!

  Catalina : Then I'm sure your gatito is as saggy as your breasts!

  Joy : [opens jumpsuit]  Do these look saggy to you? I could float half your village across the mighty river with these puppies!

  Catalina : I've heard enough! This was a hell of an apology. Enjoy your jail time. And by the way, your eyeballs are too big for your head. You look like Finding Nemo.

  Joy : My eyeballs are big? Yeah well, all the better to see your fat ass waddle away with!

• Judge Miller : Joy Turner?

  Joy : Yes, your highness?

  Judge Miller : Mrs. Turner, do you have an attorney today?

  Joy : Oh, I don't need one. Besides, I wasn't about to put my mouth anywhere near that pay phone after that meth head puked on it.

  Judge Miller : Very well. Bail is set at one million dollars.

• Earl : [voiceover]  Back in 1996, Joy had a bright idea on how to make some extra money.

  Joy : [at copy machine]  Can we get some more green ink in this machine?

  Kenny James : [as copy shop employee]  Is that... are you copying money?

  Joy : Ssssh! Don't say anything, I'll make it worth your while!

  Kenny James : [attempting to take counterfeit money from Joy]  Ma'am, I'm afraid I can't let you...

  Joy : What are you doing?

  Kenny James : We have a policy. I signed a loyalty oath.

  Joy : Give me my fake money! That's my fake money!

  Kenny James : [shouting]  COPY RESPONSIBLY, COPY RESPONSIBLY!