House M.D. (TV Series)
Whac-A-Mole (2006)
Jennifer Morrison: Dr. Allison Cameron
Quotes
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [refuses to write a prescription for House] Here. This'll tide you over. Takes the edge off my PMS, do wonders for you.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : Are you okay?
Dr. Gregory House : I hurt my shoulder playing Fantasy Football.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [when House gets a new cane] Nice cane.
Dr. Gregory House : [with a sexual wink and voice] If I know what you mean.
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Dr. James Wilson : [walks in during a differential] I have a patient. I need...
Dr. Gregory House : Not now!
Dr. Allison Cameron : I'll go.
Dr. Gregory House : [she begins to leave] You'll stay. Patient's dying.
Dr. James Wilson : So's mine.
Dr. Gregory House : Not in the next hour.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : You know you have a problem.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. It's got a badge and everything.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [House is writing down something] What are you writing?
Dr. Gregory House : Nothing.
Dr. Robert Chase : If you know the diagnosis, why don't you...?
Dr. Gregory House : [finishes writing] How are you gonna learn to swim unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?
[licks the envelope]
Dr. Allison Cameron : You can't know what's wrong after a 30-second perusal of his file.
Dr. Gregory House : Apparently, you can't. Now what's a game without rules? Uh, no tagbacks, no biting, you get one test each and the clock runs until lunch.
[writes something on the envelope; walks over to the whiteboard]
Dr. Gregory House : If I'm right, he'll still be alive. If I'm wrong, it's a very cruel game.
[places the envelope on the whiteboard with a magnetic paperclip. On the envelope written is "THE GAME IS A ITCHY FOOT."]
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [about Jack] It can't be genetic. He would have been getting infections since he was an infant.
Dr. Gregory House : Not if he grew up in a bubble.
Dr. Robert Chase : Or if he grew up on Mars. No germs there either.