House M.D. (TV Series)

Whac-A-Mole (2006)

Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman

Quotes 

• Dr. Eric Foreman : No. No one's gonna die.

  Kama Walters : [sarcastically]  In the whole world ever? That's so great.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : [chuckles]  I meant...

  Kama Walters : I know what you meant.

• Dr. Gregory House : [sees an old man with a cane that looks like his old one]  Oh my God! Why are you using that?

  Old Man : I've had it for years.

  Dr. Gregory House : No, that's...

  [shakes his head] 

  Dr. Gregory House : that's gonna make your shoulder hurt. You need one of these.

  [thumps his cane in front of the old man and takes the old man's cane from him. He takes off his sling and starts walking with Foreman with the cane in his right hand] 

  Dr. Eric Foreman : [to old man]  He's a doctor.

  [gives him a thumbs up] 

• Dr. Eric Foreman : House, you're pathetic! You'll analyze anyone's faults, hypocrisies, weaknesses. But this kid's got some strength and all of a sudden, there's no time to talk about anything but the medicine.

  Dr. Gregory House : He's teaching prepubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't, and life sucks. I like him. Treatment?

• Dr. Eric Foreman : [House is writing down something]  What are you writing?

  Dr. Gregory House : Nothing.

  Dr. Robert Chase : If you know the diagnosis, why don't you...?

  Dr. Gregory House : [finishes writing]  How are you gonna learn to swim unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?

  [licks the envelope] 

  Dr. Allison Cameron : You can't know what's wrong after a 30-second perusal of his file.

  Dr. Gregory House : Apparently, you can't. Now what's a game without rules? Uh, no tagbacks, no biting, you get one test each and the clock runs until lunch.

  [writes something on the envelope; walks over to the whiteboard] 

  Dr. Gregory House : If I'm right, he'll still be alive. If I'm wrong, it's a very cruel game.

  [places the envelope on the whiteboard with a magnetic paperclip. On the envelope written is "THE GAME IS A ITCHY FOOT."] 

• Dr. Eric Foreman : Noble.

  Dr. Gregory House : Moronic.

  [Foreman stares at him] 

  Dr. Gregory House : It's a synonym.