Extras (TV Series)

David Bowie (2006)

Shaun Williamson: Shaun Williamson

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• Obsessive Fan : Hellooooo!

  Agent : Hello, mate. Alright, how's it going? Darren Lamb, Agent. Nice to meet you.

  Obsessive Fan : This is my girlfriend Julie.

  Barry : Hey, Julie.

  Obsessive Fan : I recognize you.

  Barry : Yes. Possibly.

  Obsessive Fan : You did my mom's guttering, didn't you?

  Barry : Maybe, yeah. Wh- where does she live?

  Obsessive Fan : Amdol Corbs at the BP garage.

  Agent : What's this? You didn't tell me anything about this. What's going on here? How much do you get paid for that?

  Barry : Not much.

  Obsessive Fan : Well it's 200 quid. Mum said he did such a good job she gave him a 20 pound tip.

  Agent : 220 quid?

  Barry : I don't have to tell you everything.

  Agent : Oh no no. You don't have to tell me everything. Although i notice you're happy to tell me when you are sleeping in your car and you need somewhere to have a bath. Then you can't keep your mouth shut. But this you're keeping schtum about.

  Barry : You're supposed to be my agent for acting, not bloody artexing or whatever else.

  Agent : Rumbled! Rumbled! He said guttering! Now it's Artexing. What else you keeping from me? I can't- I'm appalled. This is scandalous, Barry. Such a slap in the face.

  Obsessive Fan : Do you do roofing?

  Agent : Do you want- do you need some roofing done? He'll do roofing.

  Barry : No, it's too dangerous. I'm not- I'm not...

  Agent : Oh I'm sorry. You're turning down work now, are you? I'm sorry. It seems that beggars can be choosers, my mistake.

• Darren Lamb : [Barry and Darren is standing at a designer bar's counter, Darren is scoping the room. Barry is facing away from Darren, and takes a sip off his cocktail, winces at its strength. Excitedly, to Barry's back]  Barry, don't look round a'right... there's a couple of birds, a'right, without drinks.

  [pleased with himself] 

  Darren Lamb : I think you know what to do.

  Barry : [knowingly]  Oh yes...

  [turns to the bartender, calls him over] 

  Barry : Excuse me, uh... there's a couple of girls over there not drinking, so... I think you should tell them to either buy something or get out.

  Darren Lamb : [trying to interject, talks to the barman]  Sor, no... sorry, that's a mistake. No, that's not what I meant, sorry.

  [puts his hands on Barry's shoulders, to Barry] 

  Darren Lamb : No, what I meant was, 'buy 'em some drinks', that's an 'in', isn't it, so we can start a conver...

  Barry : [to Darren, frazzled and confused]  I thought you were worried that they were taking up valuable space and costing 'em money?

  Darren Lamb : Why would that concern me? It's not my concern!

  Barry : [argumentatively]  The man is running a business, the overhead is probably extortionate!

  Darren Lamb : He probably makes a lot of money on food!

  Barry : No no no, don't give me that. There's twenty pubs a day closing down in this country, and its due to people like that.

  [points at the girls who don't have drinks] 

  Barry : Alright?