Extras (TV Series)

David Bowie (2006)

Ricky Gervais: Andy Millman

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Quotes 

• David Bowie : [sings]  The little fat man who sold his soul...

  Andy Millman : The little?

  David Bowie : [sings]  Little fat man who sold his dream... Chubby little loser...

  David Bowie : [turns round and plays piano]  Chubby little loser... National joke...

  David Bowie : [stops singing]  No, not chubby little loser...

  David Bowie : [sings]  Pathetic little fat man... No one's bloody laughing...

  David Bowie : [sings]  The clown that no one laughs at... They all just wish he'd die...

  David Bowie : [sings]  He's so depressed at being useless... The fat man takes his own life...

  David Bowie : [stops singing]  No, no

  David Bowie : [sings]  He's so depressed at being hated... Fatty takes his own life...

  David Bowie : [stops singing]  Fatty? Fatso?

  Maggie Jacobs : Fatso, I like fatso

  David Bowie : Yeah, let's go with fatso

  David Bowie : [sings]  Fatso take his own life... He blows his bloated face off

  David Bowie : [stops singing]  No

  David Bowie : [sings]  He blows his stupid brains out

  Linda : But the twat'd probabably miss!

  David Bowie : [stops singing]  Yes, Linda, I like that!

  Andy Millman : Yes, so do I. It's brilliant Linda.

  David Bowie : [sings]  He sold his soul for a shot at fame... Catchprase and wig and the jokes are lame...

  David Bowie : [sings]  He's got no style, he's got no grace... He's banal and facile... He's a fat waste of space...

  David Bowie : [stops singing]  Yeah, yeah. Everybody sing that last line. One, two, three...

  David Bowie : [sings]  He's banal and facile... He's a fat waste of space... See his pug-nosed face... pug, pug, pug, pug

  David Bowie : [stops singing]  Again!

  David Bowie : [sings]  See his pug-nose face... pug, pug, pug, pug. The little fat man with the pug-nosed face... Yeah! pug, pug, pug, pug. Little fat man... pug-nosed face... pug, pug, pug, pug...

• [watching an episode of "When the Whistle Blows" on TV] 

  Andy Millman : It's bad.

  Agent : It's not BAD, is it.

  Andy Millman : It is.

  Agent : No, "bad" suggests that, you know, it's evil or something. You know, it's not - It's poor... it's rubbish... you know, it's shit - it's a shit sitcom.

  Andy Millman : It's a shitcom! Oh, we've sorted that out, thanks very much. That's the career over.

  Agent : That's what one of the reviewers said!