Animaniacs (TV Series)

Disasterpiece Theatre/Hercule Yakko/Home on De-Nile/A Midsummer Night's Dream (1993)

Jess Harnell: Wakko Warner

Quotes 

• Yakko : [He and Dot are dressed in detective outfits]  Number one sister! Dust for prints!

  [she pulls out a feather duster] 

  Yakko : [goes over to Wakko, who is reclined in an easy chair]  Doctor Wakko, it could be a long night. Better order some pizzas.

  Wakko Warner : [picks up a telephone next to the chair]  I'd like forty-two pizzas, six with no crusts.

  [smiles at camera] 

  Yakko : [goes over to Flavio and Marita]  Now - Do you have any enemies?

  Flavio Hippo , Marita Hippo : No.

  Yakko : Do you have any creditors?

  Flavio Hippo , Marita Hippo : No.

  Yakko : Well then...

  [he runs over to a piano and begins playing it] 

  Yakko : Do you have any requests? Thank you so much!

  [picks up a mic and begins singing] 

  Yakko : Way down, Jack / Upon the Nile River, Jack...

  Dot : I found Prince!

  [she holds the musical artist Prince in her arms] 

  Yakko : No no no, *finger*prints!

  [he wiggles his fingers] 

  Dot : [looks at Prince, he smiles at her, then puts his head back in a "facepalm"; Dot shakes her head to the camera]  I don't think so.

  [she tosses him out a window] 

• Yakko : [Yakko is reciting Puck's final monologue from A Midsummer Night's Dream while Dot translates]  If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.

  Dot : If the actors in our show made you mad, it will be okay if you look at it this way!

  Yakko : That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.

  Dot : You fell asleep on your butt and dreamed the whole thing.

  Yakko : And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.

  Dot : There was a hole in the plot you can drive a truck through.

  [behind the action, Wakko is picking flowers and is swatted by a group a fairies. He sprays them away with a fire hose] 

  Yakko : Gentles, do not reprehend...

  Dot : Honeys, don't blame us. You could be watching Oprah.

  Yakko : If you pardon, we will mend.

  Dot : But we're sorry and we promise our next show will be full of funny skits.

  Wakko Warner : [Wakko continues to pick flowers when a very sexy fairy emerges]  Hello pixie!

  [he chases after her] 

  Yakko : And, as I am an honest Puck...

  Dot : I'm not touching that one.

  Yakko : If we have unearned luck now to 'scape the serpent's tongue.

  Dot : What he said.

  Yakko : We will make amends ere long!

  Dot : We'll buy you foot long hot dogs!

  Yakko : Else the Puck a liar call: So, good night unto you all.

  [he blows a kiss] 

  Dot : Goodnight everybody!

  Yakko : Give me your hands, if we be friends.

  Dot : Applaud if you like us!

  Wakko Warner : [the pixie Wakko has been chasing after comes up behind him enraged. He tries to give her flowers while she tries to swat him with a huge fly swatter]  And Robin shall restore amends.

  Dot : And the Boy Wonder will save us.

  [the Batmobile drives up and the Warners all jump in it, and it drives away]