- Yakko: [serious voice over] We were each chosen for our unique abilities. That's Dot. Her specialty: Cuteness. That's Wakko. His specialty: The mallet. That's me. My specialty: *Two paddle-balls at once!*
- Thaddius Plotz: [referring to a map] Now you have to get from this office here to soundstage 64 here, and stop that director. Any questions?
- Dot: Would I look cute as a blonde?
- Wakko: Why do cats purr?
- Yakko: Who's chubbier, Perry Mason or Scotty on "Star Trek"?
- Mr. Director: [Crazy voice] Okay! I'm ready for my ending!
- Dot: You want it?
- Mr. Director: [Crazy voice] Oh, yeah!
- Yakko: Are you sure?
- Mr. Director: [Crazy voice] Yeah! Give! Give! Froinlaven!
- Yakko: And... action!
- Mr. Director: [Gets hit in the head by a huge mallet, Crazy voice] That's an ending?
- Cameraman: [Whispering to Yakko] Microphone was in the shot.
- Yakko: Okay, everybody! Let's do it again!
- Mr. Director: [Crazy voice] Oh no! I don't want that!
- Yakko: And... action!
- Mr. Director: [Gets hit with the large mallet again, is as flat as a pancake, crazy voice] The hurting... the hurting... cut, print, that's a wrap!
- Jim Morrison: [singing] That's the ending. The ending of our story. That's ending. The ending...
- [Gets run over by the Warner's car]
- Jim Morrison: That's the ending... the ending... the ending... the ending...