- Parker Scavo: How long will daddy be gone?
- Lynette Scavo: Well that sorta depends on daddy.
- Porter Scavo: Are you two mad at each other?
- Lynette Scavo: Yeah, a little, but that's okay. We still love each other very much, but like kids, sometimes grown-ups throw tantrums and need a time-out.
- Preston Scavo: Why can't he take a time-out in his room?
- Lynette Scavo: Cause he decided to take it in his pizza place.
- Parker Scavo: [Being cute, while petting his dog] No fair that sounds fun!
- Lynette Scavo: Not this pizza place, it's a rat hole. But once your dad comes to his senses and stops being petulant, he'll come home.
- Porter Scavo: What's petulant?
- Lynette Scavo: It means childish, stubborn, careless with my money and your future's.
- Preston Scavo: Huh?
- Lynette Scavo: It's a grown-up word, and when daddy comes home, he'll learn a new one: grovel!
- Mike Delfino: Where we close?
- Edie Britt: Honestly, we lived about fifteen feet from each other and you barely knew that I existed.
- Mike Delfino: Seriously?
- Edie Britt: It's true, I mean you weren't rude or anything. We'd wave or exchange hello's as we went to get our mail but you never really looked at me. Well, not really... I was just another neighbour to you.
- Mike Delfino: Well if we weren't friends then why are you here everyday helping me?
- Edie Britt: Because from the first moment I laid eyes on you, I sorta fell in love with you.
- Mike Delfino: Oh.
- Edie Britt: Yeah and I'm not telling you this because I expect anything so you can just relax, okay?
- Mike Delfino: Okay.
- Edie Britt: But when you do come back home and we do run into each other when we're getting our mail. I'd really appreciate it if you'd just look at me, that's all.