Animaniacs (TV Series)

Hooked on a Ceiling/Goodfeathers: The Beginning (1993)

Rob Paulsen: Yakko Warner

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Quotes 

• Yakko : Wait a minute. You expect us poor innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church? We'll do it! But we're not doing it for the sake of art and we're not doing it for the sake of money. No, we're doing it because... we like painting naked people.

• Yakko Warner : Friends, we'll paint any ceiling for just 29.95. Right! How do we do it? No overhead. In fact, when we get through, you'll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you'll have nothing in your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings and ONLY ceilings! We don't paint floors cuz they're beneath us.

• Wakko : Yakko, I'm confused.

  Yakko : What else is new?

• [the Warners are helping Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling] 

  Michelangelo : It's supposed to look like this!

  [unfurls a draft of the ceiling artwork] 

  Dot Warner : [gasps]  More naked people!

  Yakko Warner : I wouldn't go flashing around if I were you, Mike.

  [whispers] 

  Yakko Warner : This is a church.

• Michelangelo : [to the Warners]  You fools I am the great Michelangelo and this is the Sistine Chapel!

  Yakko : Oh yeah if you're so great what did you do with the other fifteen chapels? Huh? got you there!

• Michelangelo : [screams when he sees the Warners have painted over his mural]  What have you done to my beautiful ceiling?

  Yakko : You like it? I got to tell you we had a heck of a time covering up those naked people

  Michelangelo : You fools, you ruined it! It's supposed to have pictures!

• Michelangelo : Let me in! Let me in!

  Yakko : Nobody gets in to see the Wizard. Not nobody. Not nohow.

  Michelangelo : But I'm Michaelangelo.

  Yakko : [gasp]  The witch's Michaelangelo? Well. Now that's a ceiling of a different color.