Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
A Pot Smoking Monkey (2006)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
-
Charlie Harper : So, when ya gonna give Wendy Cho the necklace?
Jake Harper : I'm not.
Charlie Harper : What happened? Chicken out?
Jake Harper : No.
Charlie Harper : I don't believe it! You drag my ass all over the mall, I pony up 40 bucks for the necklace, and you chicken out!
Jake Harper : [he explodes] She just dumped me, you old turd!
Charlie Harper : [mortified] Oh. You could have told me that before I started being a turd.
Jake Harper : I'm only 12. I need a time machine.
Charlie Harper : Dude, I am really sorry. What happened?
Jake Harper : She decided she has a problem with mixed relationships.
Charlie Harper : What, the Chinese and Caucasian?
Jake Harper : Gifted and remedial.