- Martha O'Dell: How are you different from your mother?
- Harriet Hayes: I hope in as few ways as possible.
- Martha O'Dell: Would you have a problem doing a sketch about pre-marital sex?
- Harriet Hayes: I don't even have a problem HAVING pre-marital sex!
- Tom Jeter: [Entering Matt's office wearing a lobster costume] Excuse me. Wardrobe wanted you to approve this.
- Matt Albie: Yeah, it's good.
- [Tom turns to leave]
- Matt Albie: Hang on. It's supposed to be a lobster costume, right?
- Tom Jeter: Yeah.
- Matt Albie: Yeah, then it's fine.