Smallville (TV Series)

Sneeze (2006)

Tom Welling: Clark Kent

Quotes 

• Chloe Sullivan : I'll take care of Lois. You just take care of that cold. We've had enough natural disasters around here without having to worry about Hurricane Clark looming off the coast.

  [Clark pretends to sneeze to tease Chloe, who protects every file within sight] 

  Chloe Sullivan : No!

  Clark Kent : Just kidding...

  [Clark walks away while Chloe smiles, resigned] 

• Clark Kent : At least I was able to cover half of my face that time. This morning I blew the barn door half way across Lowell County. It almost hit Lois!

  Chloe Sullivan : Lois, as in Lane?

  Clark Kent : Now she's on a one-woman crusade to find an explanation. You know her, she won't stop digging until she hits China.

• Chloe Sullivan : Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it as hard as you can.

  Clark Kent : That is a steel door. It's not a birthday cake.

  Chloe Sullivan : I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down.

  [Clark takes a deep breath and blows down the steel door] 

  Chloe Sullivan : Good thing you didn't have garlic today.

• Lois Lane : Miracles really do happen: man walked on the moon, call waiting was created, and Lois Lane got her first by-line on the front page of the Inquisitor.

  Chloe Sullivan : Hey, that's great, Lo. I don't know how I feel about the alien angle, but...

  Lois Lane : I wasn't too crazy about the E.T. spin, either, but my editor insisted it'd help sell papers, so...

  Clark Kent : Well, let's hear it for journalistic integrity.

  Lois Lane : Look, I swear, you guys, when I was writing that article, I don't know... I don't think I've ever been happier in my life. The thrill of discovery, the clacking of keys, the scent of fresh ink. Yeah, I think I've finally found my calling.

• Chloe Sullivan : [referring to the 'Lex Luthor donates mllions to rebuild city' article]  How's this for a megadose of guilt money?

  Clark Kent : Well, I've got bigger news.

  Chloe Sullivan : What happened? Is everything all right?

  Clark Kent : [lowers his voice dramatically, making sure no one listens]  I sneezed.

  Chloe Sullivan : And...?

  Clark Kent : "And?" Chloe, that's not normal.

  Chloe Sullivan : Well, Clark, nothing with you is exactly normal. But I wouldn't call sneezing today's headline.

  Clark Kent : You don't understand. I... I...

  [tries to hold back a sneeze] 

  Chloe Sullivan : You know what? Grab a tissue and get over it.

  [Clark still tries to hold back the sneeze, but fails miserably. The sneeze sends papers and files all over the room, leaving people to wonder what happened. Chloe seems highly surprised and freaked out] 

  Chloe Sullivan : Gesundheit...

• Lois Lane : I'm out there jogging along, minding my own business when, out of nowhere, a barn door comes falling from the clear, blue sky and almost crushes me. How does that happen?

  Clark Kent : Maybe it fell from an airplane.

  Lois Lane : Good guess, but the only thing up there was a severely traumatized sparrow.