Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Promises (2006)
Terry Crews: Julius
Quotes
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Narrator : My father and Michael didn't get along because whatever my father said, my uncle said the opposite.
Julius : [When Julius and Michael are at a car dealership] I like the Ford.
Michael : I like the Chevy.
Julius : [When Julius and Michael are at an art museum] I wanna look at Picasso.
Michael : I wanna look at Matisse.
Julius : [When Julius and Michael are drinking beer] Hmm. Tastes great!
Michael : Less filling.
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Julius : [to Chris] You all right?
Chris : Yeah. I'm just having some problems at school.
Narrator : You're president. What kind of problems could you have?
Chris : I made some campaign promises that I can't deliver, so now they want to impeach me.
Julius : That's what you get.
Chris : What?
Julius : How'd you like it if I said I was gonna do something for you and didn't do it?
Chris : Okay, so then what should I do?
Julius : I don't know. I didn't promise to tell you what to do, but you got yourself in this mess. Whatever happens, happens, but it's your responsibility.
Narrator : My father didn't believe in making promises which was tough for him because they were free.
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Narrator : After talking to Greg, I imagined what my father would say to me.
Julius : [to Chris] So you just gonna quit, huh? All these people who made it possible for you to become the first black class president, and now you just gonna quit?
Tuskegee Airman : Yeah. And what if we quit? Black people would never have become pilots.
Aunt Jemima Chef : If I had quit, pancakes would taste like crap.
Cream of Wheat Chef : If I had quit, Cream of Wheat would've been called "Cream of White!"
Uncle Ben Chef : If I had quit, it would take hours to cook rice.