- Dr. Luka Kovac: [Abby hears Luka singing to Joe through the baby's radio] Should I stay or should I go now? If I go there will be trouble. An' if I stay it will be double.
- [Abby laughs]
- Instructor: You're carrying your child in a device that can cause hip luxation and spinal injury. He really should be in a sling.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh, well, you know, I'm a doctor, and, um...
- Mother: Then you'd think she'd know better.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: "She" is sitting right here.
- Mother: Well, um, then you should know that a happy, healthy baby is always carried in a sling
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Well, I do know that if you dress your baby like some sort of designer accessory, you're headed for problems. But don't worry. I work in the ER, so I'll be there to take care of her when she comes in, 14, pregnant, with a drug overdose.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: What's wrong with Jane? She's good.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: No, Jane is creepy. I'm serious. She's always sneaking up on me. She's like those twins in "The Shining"
- Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: Mrs. Draper is back for her 27th hospital admission status, post-pancreatic pseudocyst.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: 27?
- Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: Yes, somebody needs to tell her the hospital stopped giving out frequent-flier miles. Oh, and she's a chronic rectal discomfort, and you two get to work her up and review her old charts.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: All 27?
- Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: No, why don't you just forget all about visits 6, 13, and uh, what do you think, 21? Yeah, that should keep it interesting. It'll be like playing patient roulette.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: What were you doing with a rib spreader?
- Dr. Tony Gates: One of your minor victims from the explosion came in with metal wrapped around his leg. It was occluding blood flow to the foot, so I used the rib spreader to pull the metal off. It seemed safer than a blow torch, right?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: [on the phone leaving a message for Luka] Hi!, it's me. Mommy and baby was a freak show so we're headed to the park and I thought maybe even if you only had a couple minutes you might want to come by and say hi. I'm going to look for some normal moms so we'll be here for a while.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: What is Morris' problem?
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: Brain damage is the first thing that comes to mind.
- Hope Bobeck: Dr. Morris, I heard some guy attacked you. Are you okay?
- Dr. Archie Morris: Oh, yes. Yeah, I turned the other cheek. You know what Jesus said... you know, when the, those guys, who uh, trespassed against him, as those who trespass against us... can I get an amen?
- Hope Bobeck, Timmy Rawlins: Amen.
- Sarah Riley: You don't know what it's like for girls my age these days. There is a lot of pressure at school. What you wear, what you eat, what you don't eat.
- Dr. Tony Gates: What's his name?
- Sarah Riley: Who?
- Dr. Tony Gates: This is obviously about a guy.
- Sarah Riley: No it's not.
- Dr. Tony Gates: Yes it is.
- Sarah Riley: Maybe I *should* dress like a hussy.
- Dr. Tony Gates: Maybe we should get you a plaid jacket, and we'll just tell everyone you're a lesbian.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: How was your shift?
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Ah, the usual. Had a five-year-old kid crushed by a tree...
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: I don't wanna hear any stories about bad things happening to children!
- Dr. Luka Kovac: He survived... How about your day?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: It was divine!
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Look, I've been thinking, maybe you're right, maybe we should get somebody like a nanny...
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: No, thanks.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: But I thought...
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: I changed my mind. No nannies, just us.
- Dominique: Don't you use her clothes?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: No.
- Dominique: Do you sleep with her husband?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: No.
- Dominique: Is he ugly?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh, no. He's hot. He's a doctor.
- Dr. Archie Morris: [punches Pratt in the arm] Thanks, dog.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: [speaking to Kovac] Did you just see that?
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Yep. He's your dog boy.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: He's not my dog and he's not my boy. And you don't use the two together.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: I know.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: What are the options with a hemodynamically-stable, wide-complex tachyarrhythmia?
- Jane Figler: Lidocaine, if you think v-tach.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: What else?
- Jane Figler: [silence]
- Dr. Tony Gates: [coughing] Amiodarone!
- Jane Figler: Okay, I'm guessing amiodarone.