- Lynette Scavo: Parker, hey, where's your uniform? You've got your game in an hour.
- Parker Scavo: No I don't, I quit.
- Lynette Scavo: What?
- Parker Scavo: I hate baseball! Daddy said I don't have to play it anymore.
- Lynette Scavo: Well daddy should've checked with mommy so she could have a chance to tell him why he's wrong. Hey, you're playing!
- Parker Scavo: But mom, I suck! Everybody says so! That's why they made up a fake position for me!
- Lynette Scavo: It's not fake. There's not a team I know that can get along without their back-up far right fielder! OK, come on, let's go practice.
- Parker Scavo: [disgrunteled] Ohh!