- Dr. Byron Orpheus: Okay, Curse. Now was it Curse or Chris?
- Curse: Curse! We can use magic, right? That's... kind of my bag.
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: [all talking at once] Of course!
- The Alchemist: Absolutely! Magic is a plus.
- Jefferson Twilight: Oh, yeah, Curse, bring it on.
- Jefferson Twilight: On three, we give him the old Rochambeau!
- The Alchemist: Rock-paper-scissors?
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: What does a general from the American Revolution have to do with this?
- Jefferson Twilight: American revolution? Rochambeau sound... sounds French to me.
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: Well yes, the Franco-American forces.
- Jefferson Twilight: They fought with Spaghetti-o's and meatballs?
- The Alchemist: Why would a company called Franco-American make Italian food?
- Triana Orpheus: [coming into the bathroom] Oh, Hank, what's *wrong* with you?
- Dean Venture: Right? It smells like a Bible story in here.
- Hank Venture: Oh, no! We just killed your girlfriend!
- Dean Venture: She's my girlfriend?
- Hank Venture: Probably. Before we killed her.
- Jefferson Twilight: Yes, I only hunt blaculas.
- Guild Candidate: Oh, so you only hunt African-American vampires?
- Jefferson Twilight: No, sometimes I hunt British vampires. They don't have "African Americans" in England!
- Guild Candidate: Oh yeah, huh, good point.
- Jefferson Twilight: So I hunt blaculas.
- Guild Candidate: I was just trying to be...
- Jefferson Twilight: Man, I specialize in hunting black vampires, I don't know what the P.C. name for that is!