- Butt-head: Beavis, you're gonna keep talking about loogies and I'm gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong.
- Beavis: [about Kato Kaelin] You know, he seems like a great guy.
- Butt-head: Yeah. He's the kind of guy you would call up and say, 'Hey, you're a great guy. Why don't you come on over and stay a while?'
- Beavis: Yeah. Except he kind of looks like the ass-end of a dolphin.
- Butt-head: Uh, yeah he kind of does.
- BradleyBuzzcut: Beavis and Butthead why in the hell arent you undressed yet?
- Butt-head: Because a man wants to have sex with us?
- BradleyBuzzcut: Shutup and get in the gym now!