The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Victor. Echo. November. (2006)

Christopher McCulloch: Hank Venture, The Monarch, Henchman 24, Watch, Guild Commando

Quotes 

• Dr. Girlfriend : Come on, Monarch, how old was she?

  The Monarch : Will you look at me? I'm in a fucking evil butterfly costume! What age group do you think is going to be attracted to me?

• [the boys are preparing for a night out:] 

  Dean Venture : Hank, are you even close to finis...

  [sees Hank is dressed as Batman] 

  Dean Venture : Dad!

  Dr. Venture : [enters]  Dean, you smell like a whore.

  [Dean points at Hank] 

  Dr. Venture : What's the...? Oh, not agai... Brock!

  Hank Venture : What? You said to put on your best outfit.

  Dr. Venture : *Outfit*, Hank. Not costume!

  Brock Samson : [enters]  What the f...?

  Dean Venture : Well, I guess you can't come. Right? Hank can't come?

  Dr. Venture : Nice try, Dean.

• Henchman 21 : Who's your date?

  The Monarch : I met her on the LiveJournal, which I kept in prison. I have been blogging! After posting an especially attractive picture of my prison-sculpted abs, she commented that I was not only "pwn", I was "teh sex"... whatever that means.

• Henchman 24 : Oh, shotgun! Called!

• The Monarch : [about the Phantom Limb]  When he was in college, he was a scrawny little wuss. In a desperate attempt to be cooler than guys like me, he had his 12-year-old roommate create a machine that speeds up the muscle building process. The machine worked so well that every molecule in his extremities was accelerated beyond the speed of light. There were two side effects. One: He could mess up a guy just by touching him. And two: He became a humorless dick!

• Hank Venture : [about the Phantom Limb]  I think he used to be a famous magician. And one time, while performing for the Queen of England, he accidentally made his arms and legs disappear. They are now on the Moon with a bunch of rabbits and doves and... and playing cards and pretty assistants and some milk.